"When our world shakes, we pray to God only to find that it was He who was shaking it"

Hope the Indian Govt. now wakes up. Salute to all those bravehearts who lost their lives and condolences to their families. Let us all take a pledge to wipe out this terror. 

(Overheard) " Did you know I had a horrible flight last night."

'Why? What happened?'

"You know, we had gone from Delhi to Calcutta, two days ago. Our Airline company decided to offload some of us cabin crew on the way back!"

'Hain! Can they do it?'

"Not exactly, but we had two flights from Delhi to Calcutta, One of the aeroplanes was sent to Chennai after refuelling, while the other came back to Delhi. There was excess staff, some were put on the Chennai flight and we were asked to take a train to Delhi, that too 2AC, what bad luck."

' So now what? Are you flying or applying for a job with the railways?'

"I will have to explore."

Beggar 1: Hey yaar, you have been missing.

Beggar 2: Actually, I had gone out watching movies

Beggar 1: Movies! Can you afford them?

Beggar 2: Not exactly, but that Audi car fellow gave me "Ticket to Bollywood" ..er! ticket to 'Fashion'.

Beggar 1: So, how was the movie?

Beggar 2: It had gone out of Fashion!

Beggar 1: And then...

Beggar 2: Then, I was gifted a ticket to 'Dostana'.

Beggar 1: Wow, what luck!

Beggar 2: No, bad luck.

Beggar 1: Why?

Beggar 2: I was required to go to  Male- ga(y) - on to see the movie.( the split it intentional)

Beggar 1: So what did you do?

Beggar 2: Before I could decide, a policeman called out "Yeh hath mujhe dede, Thakur".  I  handed him the ticket and ran to find a shelter.

Beggar 1: Where?

Beggar 2: To the office of Mr. V. K. MALHOTRA, he is fighting elections.

Beggar 1: Elections.

Beggar 2: Yes, that is a sophisticated way of begging. You beg votes based on promises, you never intend to keep. You get power to do everything for yourself and nothing for others. Bye!!

Beggar 1: Hey, yaar! What is this Audi car!

Beggar 2: Actually, you shouldn't bother, yaar. This car is meant only for the rich bekaar and not for the poor bekaar. Is car ke lagte hain paise kaiyi hazaar.(The ex-showroom price is mentioned as Rs. 1.4 crores in the advt.) . Hum jaise log ise dekh kar hi khush ho lete hain, Sapne mein hi Kharid latey hain aisi car!. ( Sorry my fingers don't forget pottery!).

Beggar 1: But, isn't there something called recession going on.

Beggar 2: That is a rich man's way of telling us : ' Hey guys, we are going to spend your money on ourselves, so no begging for alms and ammunitions ! ( a deliberate mix)

Beggar 1: God save the Poor!!

पल-पल छिन-छिन तुझे पकाऊँ, सड़े -गले कुछ jokes सुनाऊं %मुझको यारो माफ करना, मेरी खाता से इंसाफ करना %
मेरी रब से यही दुआ है, मैं अपने श्ब्दों से मारा जाऊँ %

Beggar 1: Hey yaar, you have been missing from the rounds?

Beggar 2: Actually, I had first gone to ISRO  and then to Missisipi.

Beggar 1: But why?

Beggar 2: At ISRO, they first wanted to learn cost cutting and then they wanted me to go to the moon. I taught them cost cutting and today India is the only country in the world, which sent its Lunar probe free of cost.

Beggar 1: Wow! and, why Missisipi

Beggar 2: There, I was invited by the Great Barak Obama, to teach him how to collect a large amount for the campaign, from small collections. We sent out e-mails to students, housewives, everyone asking for a contribution of just $10 - and we had $640 million collected. He thanked me for this. I also advised him how to shoot up his ratings (from my experience with ISRO). His lead shot up from 3% to 8% before I came back.

Beggar 1: But do you think he will win.

Beggar 2: Definitely, he rhymes with Osama bin Laden, the greatest enemy of America

Beggar 1: I don't get you!!

Beggar 2: Osama bin Laden, Obama win Biden!!! - cool funda

The economy has gone awry,

where do I hide

Behind the BUSH

stay till end of tide

What do I do to overcome it

You can turn BROWN with envy

till things get green and petit

'Mera Kya hoga, Kaaliya'

called out the common man

'for you no daal, bhaat and no Daliya'

The economies are not growing:

The funds are not flowing;

The Dollar has gone up :

The Rupee is down going down

'There's a Global meltdown'

"That's Bad!"

'Everyone has jitters'

"That's SAD"

No wonder someone said

"Uneasy lies the crown that wears a crown"

'Because hidden underneath

Lies a face that wears a Frown' 

Beggar 1: Hey, yaar! Did you notice some of the newspapers have started printing our pictures and your jokes.

Beggar 2 : Actually, they are not to be blamed. Soon they will join us on the roadside. Besides, we are not rich enough to file a copyright for our jokes.

Beggar 1: How does a copyright help?

Beggar 2: Actually, it doesn't help in India. But it saves you some trouble when you want it. Two good examples are Anu Malik and Big TV.

Beggar 1: Allah ke naam pe lelo!

Beggar 1: Hey, yaar. Can you tell me why they are offloading the Airline Staff.

Beggar 2: Actually, they found that the ground staff was flying high, while the Flying staff got grounded in the flights. So they decided to grind ( sorry, ground) some of the flying staff and asked the ground staff to go around.

Beggar 1: Would it help them?

Beggar 2 : Initially yes. The flying staff gets additional allowance for flying. This will be saved and pocketed by the Managing Director of the Company so that he can fly high!.