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21:32 | 29/Nov/2008 |
| Terrorised | |
| "When our world shakes, we pray to God only to find that it was He who was shaking it" Hope the Indian Govt. now wakes up. Salute to all those bravehearts who lost their lives and condolences to their families. Let us all take a pledge to wipe out this terror.
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21:15 | 29/Nov/2008 |
| Economic crunch | |
| (Overheard) " Did you know I had a horrible flight last night."'Why? What happened?'"You know, we had gone from Delhi to Calcutta, two days ago. Our Airline company decided to offload some of us cabin crew on the way back!"'Hain! Can they do it?'"Not exactly, but we had two flights from Delhi to Calcutta, One of the aeroplanes was sent to Chennai a...
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20:51 | 20/Nov/2008 |
| mekya ji | |
| Beggar 1: Hey yaar, you have been missing.Beggar 2: Actually, I had gone out watching moviesBeggar 1: Movies! Can you afford them?Beggar 2: Not exactly, but that Audi car fellow gave me "Ticket to Bollywood" ..er! ticket to 'Fashion'.Beggar 1: So, how was the movie?Beggar 2: It had gone out of Fashion!Beggar 1: And then...Beggar 2: Then, I was gift...
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19:14 | 9/Nov/2008 |
| Feeling rich | |
| Beggar 1: Hey, yaar! What is this Audi car!Beggar 2: Actually, you shouldn't bother, yaar. This car is meant only for the rich bekaar and not for the poor bekaar. Is car ke lagte hain paise kaiyi hazaar.(The ex-showroom price is mentioned as Rs. 1.4 crores in the advt.) . Hum jaise log ise dekh kar hi khush ho lete hain, Sapne mein hi Kharid latey ...
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10:13 | 5/Nov/2008 |
| How boring! | |
| पल-पल छिन-छिन तुझे पकाऊँ, सड़े -गले कुछ jokes सुनाऊं %मुझको यारो माफ...
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09:58 | 5/Nov/2008 |
| Missing | |
| Beggar 1: Hey yaar, you have been missing from the rounds?Beggar 2: Actually, I had first gone to ISRO and then to Missisipi.Beggar 1: But why?Beggar 2: At ISRO, they first wanted to learn cost cutting and then they wanted me to go to the moon. I taught them cost cutting and today India is the only country in the world, which sent its Lunar probe ...
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10:28 | 26/Oct/2008 |
| Mera Kya hoga, Kaalia! | |
| The economy has gone awry, where do I hide Behind the BUSH stay till end of tide What do I do to overcome it You can turn BROWN with envy till things get green and petit 'Mera Kya hoga, Kaaliya' called out the common man 'for you no daal, bhaat and no Daliya'
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10:24 | 26/Oct/2008 |
| Global Meltdown | |
| The economies are not growing: The funds are not flowing; The Dollar has gone up : The Rupee is down going down 'There's a Global meltdown' "That's Bad!" 'Everyone has jitters' "That's SAD" No wonder someone said "Uneasy lies the crown that wears a crown" 'Because hidden underneath Lies a face that wears a Frown'
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10:15 | 15/Oct/2008 |
| Copycats | |
| Beggar 1: Hey, yaar! Did you notice some of the newspapers have started printing our pictures and your jokes.Beggar 2 : Actually, they are not to be blamed. Soon they will join us on the roadside. Besides, we are not rich enough to file a copyright for our jokes.Beggar 1: How does a copyright help?Beggar 2: Actually, it doesn't help in India. But i...
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10:09 | 15/Oct/2008 |
| Airline layoffs | |
| Beggar 1: Hey, yaar. Can you tell me why they are offloading the Airline Staff.Beggar 2: Actually, they found that the ground staff was flying high, while the Flying staff got grounded in the flights. So they decided to grind ( sorry, ground) some of the flying staff and asked the ground staff to go around.Beggar 1: Would it help them?Beggar 2 : In...
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Farhan | 20:06 | 29/Nov/2008 |
| Friends: (211)
| City: Bhopal
| Interests: PEACE OF MIND
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| DARK CLOUDS ARE OVER |
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| THANKS & SALUTE TO OUR BRAVE SOILDERS & CONDOLENCE FOR THE FAMILIES WHO LOST THEIR LOVE ONES.
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prasad | 18:59 | 3/Oct/2008 |
| Friends: (107)
| City: Bangalore
| Interests: Music, Photograph...
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| My Unseen Angel |
| When I have no one to turn toAnd I am feeling kind of low,When there is no one to talk toAnd nowhere I want to go,I search deep within myselfIt is the love inside my heartThat lets me know my Angels are thereEven though we are miles apart.A smile then appears upon my faceAnd the sun begins to shine.I hear a voice, so soft and sweetSaying, 'Everythi...
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Alex Gomes | 15:56 | 16/Oct/2008 |
| Friends: (0)
| City: Ahmedabad
| Interests: Sports,Philosophy...
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| Hello My Name Is GOD |
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| A Movie of Salman Khan named "Hello" has been released andin that movie a call comes from GOD in the call centre ...Does God really speak, and if He does, what does He sound like? God is always speaking. There are many recorded instances of God speaking fromthe beginning of time until the present day. Yet hearing God is something thatmost people st...
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sarita singh | 00:25 | 26/Nov/2008 |
| Friends: (293)
| City: Guwahati
| Interests: photography, musi...
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| Honestly... |
| The immediate trigger to write on this topic was a colleague’s son’s experience at school. Having been given a rather complicated project for his age (he is in std. II), and that too while term exams were in progress, his mother helped him in preparing the project. It was a math project where triangles, rectangles, parallelogram etc. of specific me...
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narendra shah | 15:39 | 23/Nov/2008 |
| Friends: (507)
| City: Ahmedabad
| Interests: music-classical,r...
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| GURU'S HELP FOR FREEDOM |
| GURU CAN HELP FREE YOU FROM BONDAGEWhether you know anything else or not,you do know that you exist.It means there is a self and it is only a question of realising it.Can everyone climb mount everest?Definately not,because not everybody has the capacity to do that.But all of us have a self,and realising it is an inward process,so it is definat...
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Baldeo Pandey | 23:43 | 9/Nov/2008 |
| Friends: (1267)
| City: Chandigarh
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| 'देशद्... |
| कमाल खान बधाई के पात्र है, 'देशद्रोì 1;ी' फ़िल्म एक अमानवीय सोच प...
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sanjeev snehi | 01:07 | 31/Oct/2007 |
| Friends: (1056)
| City: Delhi
| Interests: theatre, journali...
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| ‘Eating the Earth’! |
| Eating meat, dairy and eggs threatens our planet.You use much less land and water if you eat crops directly. Animals use most of the protein they eat to live, not 'grow' meat. So eating meat adds to water shortages, forest clearing, soil damage, use of oil-based pesticides - and climate change. "By 2050 the world's livestock will be consuming as m...
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Hardeep Singh | 11:55 | 9/Nov/2007 |
| Friends: (376)
| City: Ludhiana
| Interests: surfing , Reading...
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| HAPPY DIWALI |
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| THIS DEEPAWALI ,LET'S LIGHT THE LAMP OF HAPPINESS TO SPREAD HAPPINESS & PEACE ALL AROND THE WORLD. MAY THIS DEEPAWALI BRING PEACE,JOY & HAPPINESS IN YOUR LIFE WISHING YOU A VERY HAPPY & CHEERFUL DEEPAWALI.
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sunshine | 11:16 | 19/Nov/2008 |
| Friends: (471)
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| BIKE RIDING IN KERALA |
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| Some keralites have put their ingenuity into use and have devised a new way of riding bikes. BTW THE PILLION RIDER DOES NOT NEED A HELMET.
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Vijit Vivek | 18:48 | 30/Oct/2008 |
| Friends: (799)
| City: Patna
| Interests: Bio Medical Engin...
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| An important message.... |
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| Mumbai police are facing a strange case of rape in which the victim has not even seen the criminal. There is a new way to rape women. The victim left the office after work and saw a little child crying on the road. Feeling pity for the child, she went and asked what happened. The child said, "I am lost can you take me home please?" Then the child g...
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Shyama Menon | 13:12 | 28/Apr/2008 |
| Friends: (615)
| City: Cochin
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| Sree-Bhajji and a few reactions... |
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| The mallus today are a confused lot! The men in particular are perplexed, dumbfounded even to see their poster boy of aggression, Sreesanth, weep like a baby on the IPL ground. I suspect some of them feel exposed ...a little emasculated collectively, maybe. Now don’t kill me guys I’m nothing but an observer! :D Is this the real macho mallu? A sobbi...
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bulbultuk bu... | 17:18 | 8/Feb/2008 |
| Friends: (350)
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| BULBUL CRAWLS |
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| BULBUL CRAWLS In the tumultous whirlpool of abject middle class travails,your cute little skinny bulbul,fed by a meagre supply ofMOTHERS WHITE GOLD(milk in simpler terms)after all managed to crawl one fine day,dragging himself slowly,maybe a foot or two.With an innocent smile he raised his head and looked up at mom as if asking to be applauded for...
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Arvind Parashar | 23:54 | 28/Nov/2008 |
| Friends: (286)
| City: Hoshiarpur
| Interests: Books,Spiritualit...
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| Laws.... |
| Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. Law of Gravity Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of Probability The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Law of Random Numbers If you dial a wro...
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Raj K | 19:30 | 14/Aug/2008 |
| Friends: (45)
| City: Mumbai
| Interests: EVERYTHIN...
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| College Essay |
| This is an actual essay written by a college applicant. The author,Hugh Gallagher, now attends NYU.3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TOKNOW YOU, THE APPLICANT, BETTER, WE ASK THAT YOU ANSWER THE FOLLOWINGQUESTION: ARE THERE ANY SIGNIFICANT EXPERIENCES YOU HAVE HAD, ORACCOMPLISHMENTS YOU HAVE REALIZED, THAT HAVE HELP...
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kuldip gupta | 10:26 | 9/Nov/2008 |
| Friends: (160)
| City: Bhubaneshwar
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| Why Ban RSS let us BAN HINDUISM |
| I have been hearing loud noises about banning RSS,VHP, Bajrang Dal etc. People are comparing these organizations with SIMI. Certain Politicians would like us to believe that VHP is worse then SIMI. In this shrill of Banning RSS, I am reminded of the Bande Matram controversy in British India. Bande Matram was the most respected song of Indian Nati...
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chandrakant ... | 10:44 | 28/Nov/2008 |
| Friends: (983)
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| mumbai, media .aur manavata, isase pichhali post me maine likha tha. t.v banad karo prabhu se pratharna karo. comment mile hai. mere sath adhikatar log sahmat nahi hai, t.v pe drashay dekh sab ka khun khol uthata hai, main ek parichit ke ghar gaya tha kal , unke ghar par bhi t.v. news chanel chalu. alag alag brand ke news dekh rahe the . pati p...
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abhijit dutta | 07:00 | 20/Jun/2008 |
| Friends: (123)
| City: Yamuna nagar
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| Get paid while searching net |
| Have your ever been paid paid for making searches over internet. If not then it is here. Just click on the link below and join for free. Now after joining everytime you do a serach over internet you are going to be paid for it. The link is live and working. So buddys what are you waiting for, come and see for yourself. Do a search and get paid. Cli...
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alka agrawal | 07:43 | 26/May/2008 |
| Friends: (222)
| City: dreamland
| Interests: music,reading
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| ALWAYS SMILE , U KNOW Y ? BECAUSE " HANSO JIYO ! MUSKARAO ! KYA PATA .............................. KAL DAANT HO NA HO "...
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Raaj Borah | 15:49 | 24/May/2008 |
| Friends: (274)
| City: Indore
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| To: All of you |
| To: Shri Dileep Padgaonkar, Times of India,Shri Pronoy Roy, NDTV,Shri Vir Sanghvi, Hindustan Times,Shri Rajdeep Sardesai, CNN IBN,Shri Shekhar Gupta, Indian Express.Shri Vinood Mehta, Out Look.Ms Antara Dev Sen, Little MagazineDear Sirs,All of you know the story from the begining. This is a terrible situation. The other day YAHOO TV showed: prolong...
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BEST FRIEND | 02:14 | 26/Nov/2008 |
| Friends: (617)
| City: Mumbai
| Interests: meeting new, inte...
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| Thoughts for the day |
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| One more day is here......the sun will rise to enLIGHTen us.....to remind us that one more day has begun......birds will sing in their own sweet voice - "Wake up and wink those Teeny Weeny Eyes. Stretch those Inzy Winzy Bones. Wear that Jolly Winning Smile & tell yourself TODAY is a Beautiful day and that you will achieve what u set out to do…….."B...
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nilima dahat | 00:40 | 18/Oct/2007 |
| Friends: (442)
| City: notime
| Interests: music movies
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| priorities |
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| "WHAT ARE YOUR PRIORITIES?"While at the park one day, a woman sat down next to a man on a bench near a playground. "That's my son over there," she said, pointing to a little boy in a red sweater who was gliding down the slide."He's a fine looking boy," the man said. "That's my son on the swing in the blue sweater."Then, looking at his watch, he cal...
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Kainaat Crea... | 15:13 | 23/Nov/2008 |
| Friends: (1472)
| City: Birmingham
| Interests: Having a good laugh
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| Working in Australia |
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| Friends, Australia is the current job fad in India...but do you know exactly how they work in Australia? Interesting Anecdotes
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kartik shriv... | 18:09 | 9/Mar/2008 |
| Friends: (496)
| City: Bhopal
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| Salam Bhopal.............. |
| Dec. 2-3, 1984-The Bhopal Gas Tragedy........One Of The Biggest Disasters in the World in Which More Than 20,000 People Were Killed and More Than 170,000 Were SEVERELYAFFECTED........It Has Been 23 Years Since Then But the Effect of thatDisaster is Still Continuing.......Here are Few Lines Dedicated to AllWho Were Affected by This Disaster...........
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suman batra | 09:08 | 26/Oct/2007 |
| Friends: (107)
| City: Delhi
| Interests: music,reading,movie
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| AANCHAL NATIJA KUCH NA NIKLA HAAL A DIL UN KO SUNANE KA,VO BAL DETE RAHE AANCHAL KO, BAL KHATA RAHA AANCHAL,YEH BHI KYA AANCHAL HILAYA,MUSKRAYE CHAL DIYE,DEKHEYE IS TARAH KI ZINDA DILI ACHI NAHI,YEH TO MANA KI HAI GUSTAKH NIGAHE MERI,BEKHABAR MAGAR ITNA AAPKA ANCHAL KYO HAI...
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ice candy | 10:15 | 26/Nov/2008 |
| Friends: (138)
| City: Delhi
| Interests: Observing
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| The Real Son - 1 |
| TodayNew Delhi: State investigative agencies today revealed to have finally made a breakthrough in the week-old case of the brutal murder of Ashish, the younger son of Dr. Kishore and Neelam Thapar. The unfortunate incident had sent shivers down the spines of the residents of the state, amidst fears of increasing rates of violent crime against chil...
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Jayant Nice | 13:01 | 20/Feb/2008 |
| Friends: (22)
| City: Faizabad
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| PATI-PATNI |
| एक दंपत्ति की शादी को साठ वर्ष हो चुके थे। उनकी आपसी समझ इतनी...
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s | 16:00 | 19/Nov/2008 |
| Friends: (231)
| City: Kanpur
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| ek khawab |
| wo khabo ki duniya jiski mujh ko tammna thi kai imtahan se ham gujre is kadar waqt gujrarta raha barso baad humko mili wo sukun bhari jindagi n koi umeed thi par kabhi jiski talas hamko thi barf ke safed chadar par har taraf aaj rang hai hamare armaano ke aaj hatho me hath hai hamare kal tak to jiski bas aarju hi thi
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Hardeep singh | 23:23 | 30/Aug/2008 |
| Friends: (552)
| City: Ludhiana
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| Chhare di vaseehat |
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| Pandit ji , mere maran pichhonBas enna farz nibha dena..5 panditaan di thaan,5 kudiyaan nu, saahmne mere bitha denaPandit ji mere maran pichhonBas enna farz nibha dena…… Arthi meri nu, koi Chhara moddha na deve..Je koi dena chaahunda hai,Phad k kise kudi nu, Phere ohde dava dena..Pandit ji mere maran pichhonBas enna farz nibha dena… Arthi meri de ...
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manoz kakkar | 19:45 | 26/Dec/2007 |
| Friends: (11)
| City: Delhi
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| Hope |
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| Kalidasa: Listen to the Exhortation of the Dawn!Look to this Day!For it is Life, the very Life of Life.In its brief course lie all the Verities and Realities of your Existence.The Bliss of Growth,The Glory of Action,The Splendor of Beauty;For Yesterday is but a Dream,And To-morrow is only a Vision;But To-day well lived makes Every Yesterda...
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Vipin Kalra | 21:07 | 7/Mar/2008 |
| Friends: (5)
| City: Siliguri
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| pseudonames |
| why is it that one has to hide ones identity by using pseudonames is it some type of a kick or one wants to feel important or whatever it may be i am what i am.
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dhrubo | 21:31 | 28/Nov/2008 |
| Friends: (2)
| City: NOIDA
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| Woman Arrest Law |
| An incident took place in Pune - a young girl was attacked by a man posing as a plain clothes officer; he asked her to cometo the police station when she & her male friend didn't have a driver's license to show. He sent the boy off to get his license and asked the girl to accompany him to the police station. Took her instead to an isolated area wh...
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JustAnotherC... | 23:17 | 7/Aug/2008 |
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| City: Kolkata
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| Surprise |
| We get surprises when we expect them least. We plan something only to discover a while later that destiny had a different plan altogether. Now this is what I can say as pure destiny – me appearing on homepage. I was wondering the day I joined the iland as to how a blog features on the home page, and before I could figure it out, lo! here I am. Al...
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jalthaker | 18:18 | 9/Apr/2008 |
| Friends: (39)
| City: Mumbai
| Interests: music
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| I HAVE EVERYTHING BUT IHAVE NOTHING |
| i have everything but i have nothing !I have everything but I have nothing ! means when u meet some one u knw normaly we ask "how r u doing " a standard answer is "ya im fine howz u doing" right ! but when we come closer to anyone like as a friend or as any near and true relation we share our fears our problems and thing which is missing in our li...
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